Conversations with Bridger

In the car on the way to his bus stop


B: I can't stand that girl!
Me: Why not Bridger, that is not a nice thing to say.
B: Because she takes everything way too far.
Me: What do you mean?
B: She likes me and wants to go out with me and wants me to kiss her. That is going too far mom.
Me: Holy Cow, that is going to far, I don't like her either!
B: Besides, she is not my type.
Me: WHAT??? Who is your type?
B: Blondes
Me: Bridger, get out of my car. I will see you after school.
B: WHAT??? Are you mad because you're not blonde?